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YOU REACH THE MOTEL. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS NOTICE A FAMILIAR FIGURE STANDING IN THE PARKING LOT, THINKING INTENSELY, MAKING STRANGE CHATTERING NOISES WITH HIS TEETH. IT CLICKS. RE-EDUCATED PAUL MCCARTNEY. AFTER THE ECONOMIC CRISIS, MCCARTNEY NEEDED TO REBRAND IN ORDER TO KEEP HIS STATUS WITHIN HIGHER SOCIETY. IN AN ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE THE LABOR OF EMPLOYMENT IN THE SOUND AND GLUE INDUSTRY, HE FOUNDED A CHARITY THAT PROVIDES WARM HOUSING FOR ABANDONED GOOPHEAD CHILDREN. AS A RESULT OF HIS "SJW" AJENDA, HIS FANBASE DISPERSED, AS WELL AS HIS ORGANIZATION. HE STAVES OFF EMPLOYMENT BY LIVING OFF HIS SAVINGS. HE HASN'T NOTICED YOU YET.